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My Heart Is The Worst Kind Of Weapon
Created on 2004-01-14 09:24:16 (#1884697), last updated 2005-05-15
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Basic Info| Name: | Morgan |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-13 |
| Location: | Avon-By-The-Sea, New Jersey, United States |
| Website: | Homepage |
BioThe **Jersey Girl** mystique is hard to put into words. One would never say earthy that’s way too California. Gritty gets closer when you understand that a true Jersey Girl sleeps fine with sand in her bed, but the definition still falls shorter than a pair of faded cutoffs.
Jersey Girls go to the beach not "down to the shore".
We're not formal, "Casual attire" means shoes and bras are optional
We have perfected the lost art of tanning
We know how to drive a circle with attitude. We drive European cars and you better believe that we tailgate. When someone cuts us off they get the horn AND the finger AND they expect it
We know good corn and tomatoes when we taste them
We're never afraid to dance.
We curse... a lot
We call it a "slice" or a "pie" not a piece of pizza and a beer is a "cold one"
We do not play "beer pong" we "funnel"
We call it a "sub" not a "hero" or a "hoagie"
The diner is a natural part of every good night out.
We know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle.
It's "soda" not "pop"
3AM is an early night out..
Oh yeah and TWO WORDS.. Fuck you
Jersey Girls go to the beach not "down to the shore".
We're not formal, "Casual attire" means shoes and bras are optional
We have perfected the lost art of tanning
We know how to drive a circle with attitude. We drive European cars and you better believe that we tailgate. When someone cuts us off they get the horn AND the finger AND they expect it
We know good corn and tomatoes when we taste them
We're never afraid to dance.
We curse... a lot
We call it a "slice" or a "pie" not a piece of pizza and a beer is a "cold one"
We do not play "beer pong" we "funnel"
We call it a "sub" not a "hero" or a "hoagie"
The diner is a natural part of every good night out.
We know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle.
It's "soda" not "pop"
3AM is an early night out..
Oh yeah and TWO WORDS.. Fuck you
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